Moharram sms

Muharram sms

Khoon Se Charagh-e-deen jalaya Hussain ne
Rasm-e-Wafa ko khoob nibhaya Hussain ne
Khud ko to ek boond bhi Pani na mil sake....
Karb-O-Bala Ko khoon pilaya Hussain ne
Aesi Namaz kaon parhega Jahan men?
Sajda kiya to Sar Na uthaya Hussain ne....!
Sab kuch Khuda ki raah men Qurban kar diya..
Asghar sa phool bhi na bachaya Hussain ne.....

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Hassan ko Badshah khas o Aam kehte hain.
Ali ka Naaib o Qaim Muqaam kehte hain.
Daleel aik hi kafi hai unki Azmat may.
unhe Hussain bhi apna Imam kehte hain.

Shah ast Hussain Badshah ast Hussain 

Deen ast Hussain Deen Panah ast Hussain

Sir Dad k na daad Dast Dar Dast e yazeed

HaQQa k Binaye La Ilah ast Hussain

Aye Jhoot Ke Fatwoon Ki Dukan Kholne Wale.
Farman-e-Payumber Ko Na Is Tarah Bhula De.
Hum Gham-e-Shabbir Se Ruk Jain Gay Aye Dost.
Shabbir-o-Shareeyat Main Zara Farq Bata De.

  NIJAT ki jab appeal karna...

  HUSSAIN * apna wakeel karna...

  Agar Sar kay badle * HUSSAIN * milay..

  To ZINDAGI na taveel karna..

Abhi Insan tu Paida Ho lenay do 

Har Qaum Pukaray gi   k hmaray hain Hussain

Aey Karbala k qasr ki mai'maar as'salam

Aey jur'aton ki aahani deewar as'salam

Ghurbat may Shahzadi-e Mukhtar as'salam

Aey ghaaza-e-rukh-e-Shah-e-abraar as'salam

Jo rang charh chuka tha utarnay nahi diya.

Tu nay kisi Shaheed ko mernay nahi diya.

ALI se bughz b aur SHOQ-E-JAnnAT bhi?

IBADATON ka b koi asool hota hai....

Tu ALI ki jaye WILADAT se inkar to kar...

Dekhoon tera HAJ kaisay QABOOL hota hai..

Yun Hi Nahi Jahan Main.
Charcha HUSSAIN Ka.

Kuch Dekh K Hua Tha.
Zamana HUSSAIN Ka.

Sar De k Do Jahan Ki.
Hukumat Khareed Li.

Mehanga Para yazeed Ko.
Sauda HUSSAIN Ka.

Mera
HUSSAIN
Bagh-e-Nabowat ka Phool hy.

Haider ki is me Jan hy Khoon-e-Batool hy.

Ktni Azeem Zaat hy Mola Hussain ki,
Jis k lie Rasool k Sajdon me Tool hy.

Dunya me aur kon hy Shabir k bghair,
Aisa Swar jis ki Swari Rasool hy.

Guzra jahan jahan se Nwasa Rasool ka..
Ab tak wahan Khuda k Kram ka Nazool hy..

Jis k lya yazid ne itnay sitam kiye.....
Wo Takht to HUSSAIN k Qadmon ki Dhool hy...

Be Ijazat Jin k Ghar main Jatay nahi Jibrael
Qadar walay jantay Hain Qadro Shan e Ahle Bait




Wo jis ne apny Na Na ka wada wafa kar dia.
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Ghar ka ghar supard-e-KHUDA kar dia.

Nosh kar lia jis ne shahadat ka jaam.

Us "Hussain Ibne-Ali" par lakhon salam.

Har ibadaat hay meri yad e ali k saye me
kat rahi hy zindahi aulaad e ali k saye me
Moot khud mamoor hy meri hifazaat k liye
har ghari rehta hun main nad e ali k saye me

Firown Ko Sedha Kabi Chalte Nahi Daikha

Girtay Huay Daikha Hay Sambhalty Nahi Daikha

ASGHAR Ki Tarah Maqsad e Islam Ki Khatir

Itna Kisi Bachay Ko Machalte Nahi Daikha.

Abhi tou zulm ka qissa tamaam hona hay.

Hussainiat ko abhi gaam gaam hona hay.

Jo ho raha hay sitam uski shaam hona hay.

Karo na fikr Zahoor-e-Imam hona hay

Ali(a.s) ke dar pe jo aata hay wo jaata nahain khali.

Ke is dar se hi hoti hay sab hi ki door bad hali.

Ali (a.s) pyar kitna hay meray Allah ko dekho.

Ali (a.s) ke dushmano ko dekh ke dozakh bana dali.

Musalman ghor kar!

1.Saal ka akhiri mahena bhe qurbani pehla bhe qurbani...

2.wo bhe 10 ko ye bhe 10 ko.

3.Unpe bhe DUROD inpe bhe DUROD

4.wo bhe NABI KA LAL ye bhe NABI KA LAaL.
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5.unke yad bhe MANATEY hain inke yad bhe MANATEY hain.

6.Wo ZABHE azem ye SHAHEED-e-azem.

7.Unke yad SUNNAT inpe RONA SUNNAT.

8.unho nay KHAWAB nibhaya inho na WADA-E-TIFLI nibhaya.

9.Wo SABAR ke ibteda ye SABAR ke inteha.

10.Wo KABA k bnanay walay Ye KABA ko bchanay walay.

Hasan(AS) hai naam Konain ka Dulara hai
Khudaee aik taraf yeh khuda ka pyara hai
Ali(AS) ka noor-e-nazar Syeda(SA) ka lakht-e-jigar
Nabi(SAWW) ki aankhon ka pehla haseen tara hai

Gulzar e shujat ki dil awaiz kali hy..
jano dil e hyder hy wali ibne wali hy.
Shabbir muhammad hyn agar waqt k apney..
Abbas e jari apney zamaney ka Ali hy..

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Zarurat Thi Talwaar Ki Na Aur Kisi Hathiyar Ki.

Sirf Ek Dua Thi Karbala Main Alamdaar Ki.

Fakat Mil Jaye Ijazat Aqa Hussain Sai.

To Yaad DilaDunga Jung Haider-e-Karrar Ki.  RAi shakeel

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Valentine Day Sms

 Valentine Day Sms Fresh 

Girl: Janu es Valentine day pr mujhe kia gift do gay?
Boy: naaton ki cd g
Girl: wo kyun?
Boy: kyun k valentine day es bar 12 Rabul Awwal ko  A raha hai.
Be Happy Happy yar


Khushi se dil ko aabad karna... 

Aur gham ko dil se azad karna

Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi 

Din me ek baar YAAD karna......

I dream about you evey night.
I shiver when your in sight .
I long to hold you close n tight .
I wanna be there with all my might .
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right.

Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the, fir yhonhi miltay chale gaye,

 hun to aapko dost bananewale the magar aap to hamare 

dil ki dhadkan banthe chale gaye. happy Valentine's Day.

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Ghussa
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye..
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.
ajj iqraar ker hi doDEar happy.

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.




Perfact love is not receiving, it is giving and forgiving.

Perfact love is not red roses on valentine day..

its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone.

Faraz Sms

               Faraz Funny sms Fresh

Wo Exam Mein Betha Dosto'n K Muunh Hi 

Dekhta Reh Gaya     "Faraz"
Kyun K Usne Khud Hee Kaha Tha K
"Mujh Per 1 Ehsan Karna, K Mujh Per Koi Ehsan Na Karna" 

Faraz Daku Ban Gya wai

FARAZ Daku Ban Gaya.

Bank Main Daka Dalny Gaya Or Bola

Arz Kiya Hay

Takdeer Main Jo Hay, Wo Mily Ga,

Handz-Up, Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hily Ga.

Phir Cashier Ko Khaha:

Apny Kuch Khwab Meri Ankhon Se Nikal Do,

Jo Kuch Bhe Hay Jaldi Say Is Bag Main Dal Do.

Phir Kaha:

Bohat Koshish Karta Hun Teri Yaad Ko Bhulany Ki...

Khabardar Koi Hoshyari Na Kary Police Ko Bulany Ki...

Phir Bank Walo Ko Kaha...

Dil Ka Aangan Tery Bin Veeran Para Hai

Jaldi Karo Bahar Mera Yaar Khara Hy....

Fraz Munni

FARAZ Sahab Farmate Hain
Shair Likh Likh Kr Mri Hath Ki Nus Jam Hogai
Mri Aqal o Himat Nakam Hogai
Kya Ab B Koi Nhi Btyega
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Munni Aapa Q Badnam Hogai

Mehfil main Badnam kar Dia

Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Hum Ko Bhari Mehfil Ma Ruswa Kar Diya 'FARAZ'!

Seedha Ho K Beth Teri Shalwar Phati Hoi Ha

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<)) "
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Oh Ly AMmi NAy Feyr Nain  Sitti........

Nargi Bna Dia

Hm to Sharif itne thy K Kabhi Qameez k Button tak nahi Kholay..

"FARAZ".

Magar is beay'dard "wapda"ne to

nargas hi  bana diya...

Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta ho0n
"Faraz"



Us ne muskra k kaha k " humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena"

<('.') //>
_/\_oh teri Vi!

 Aik Hi Saff

Aik Hi Saff Main Kharey Ho gaye Mehmood O Ayaz

Aur dono k Jotey Le ker bhag Gaya Faraz.

Apne doston ko main  kasay samjaon f araz..
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K Mohabbat msg bejhne se nahe Balnce Bhejne se Barhti hai ....

                   Faraz Apni Girl Friend Sy

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN
wah wah wah

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEEN
Wo Muskurai,
Or Boli
"AMeeN"
"AMeeN"
"AMeeN"

 

Maula Ali A.S Sms

   Maula Ali A.S  sms Collection

Wiladat

 13th of Rajab 1425 A.H. – Zahoor-e-pur noor of Maula-e-Kainaat, Imam-al-Muttaqeen, Ameer-al-Momineen, Wali-e-Allah, Sher-e-Khuda and the 1st Holy Imam, Imam Ali ibn-e-Abi Talib (AS). He is the only person in the whole history to have been born inside the Kaaba in Makkah


Daikh Thera (13) Rajab Ka Yeh Manzar
Murtuza Par Hai Mustufa Shaida
Ab Muje Mushkilon Se Kia Darna
Aaj Mera Mushkil Kusha Huaa Paida

KAUNAIN KI TAKHLEEQ KA UNWAN ALI HAI

HAFIZ HAI KHODA JIS KA WO QUR'AAN ALI HAI

HAQ YE HAI KE IMAN KI MEEZAN ALI HAI

MAKHLOOQ PER ALLAH KA EHSAN ALI HAI

INSAAN KI YE HUDD SE SIWA LAGTA HAI
YE SHAQS TO MABOOD NUMA LAGTA HAI
SO JAYE TO LAGTA HAI RASOOL-E-ARABI(s.a.w.a.w)
JAAGE TO NUSAIRI KA KHUDA LAGTA HAI

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Bijli Band Karne ki NeYaT

WAPDA MAN :
Bijli Band krne ki Neyat:

Niyat Krta Hoon Me.
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki.
Waste Hukomat K.
Zulm Ghreeb Awam Pr.
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tarf.
“AY LO GAI”

  Wife VS Huband

Wife ghusse se:

Mujhe lagta hy tum mujh se bilkul piyar nai karte


Husband:
To Kiya Ye 14 Bachay Tariq Aziz show se jeet k laya hon

NEed of Poison

Man at medical store: I need poison.

Chemist: I can't sell u, until u have prescription

Man showed his Nikah Nama
Chemist:
"Chotay! Vaddi bottle de sir nu"

Wife to HUsband

Wife:Agr me gum ho jaon tu tum kia kro ge?

Hsbnd:
Mai akhbar me ishtehar donga.

Wife: Kya likhwao ge?

Husband:
"/('.')/" JINU LABBI )( OHDI>

Beautiful words

VEry Beautiful words Written at petrol pump
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AVOID Girlfriend It saves 90% FUEL

Hamari Tehzeeb

A boy is Sitting in a park Behind a tree with his Girlfriend 

Old man:beta kya ye hamari Tehzeeb hai?

Boy: nahi ye paros wali Shabana hai....

    Pathan

Pathan goes For job Intrview…
Manager to pathan:”where is abu dabi?”
Pathan: “jis qubristan mein hamara Ammi Dabi,wahin tora door Abu dabi,,,

Dil ki BAat

Kehna tu tha unse ki agar hu sake tu "dil se dil mila lo",
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu "Polio Di Dua Pila Lo

                               Wapda VS Techology

WikiPedia: I Know all,,

Google: I Have all,,,

Internet: Without Me is Nothing,,,
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CoMputer: Without Me u don’t fuNction,,

.WAPDA: ponki jao

         African Larki Aur JaduGEr

1 black african larki ko Jadu gar ne jadu sy per laga diye

Larki : wow !
ab kya main PARI ban gai hun ?

Jaduger :
Anni diye
.     Tu cham’gader ban gai ain…,..!

GEO

GEO lagao jaldi,,,,,,,
Anarkali Bazaar may dhamaka
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khez offer,
10 rupy k 4 naalay.2 white aur 2 kale
wah bai wah....

DAda AUR Pota

Dada: subha sawere utha kro, iske boht faide hain. 

dekho jo chiryan subha sawere uth’ti hain unko keeray

makoray  khane ko mil jate hain.

Pota: or jo keeray  makoray subha sawere uth’te 

hain unko jaldi uthne ki saza b to milti ha

THEORy

Human = Eat+Work+ Sleep+SMS

Donkey = Eat+WORK+ Sleep

Human=Donkey+SMS
Or
Human-SMS=Donkey

Thus proved that human without  sending SMS is a donkey

Boy and GiRL

In The  School function:

  boy started closing his EARS with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech

Others Asked him why are you closing ur ears

He replied : “Dude She is d 1 whom I luv..& she is gonna start her speech with
"My dear,brothers & sisters"

Teacher STudent

 Teacher: chalo beta is line ko do lafzo me bolo.....!!

"Main aapse pyaar karta hoon"

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Student: Sorry mam

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Teri meri meri teri prem kahaani hai mushkil

do lafzo me ye byaan na ho paye.....

Karachi Vs LAhore

Karachi Pakistan ka sab se bra sahar hai

Dunia ka dosra bra Fountain Karachi ma hai
ASIA Ka sab se bara Park Karachi ma hai "Bin-Qasim"
Dunya ka Wahiid Shahar jiski Mini Bus ko Melbourne aor ? Londonk Museum ma rkha gya "W 11"
Asia ki sab se bari Cow selling market Karachi ma hai "Sohrab Goth"
Asia ki sab se bari Kachi abadi Karachi ma hai "Orangi Town"
Dunia ma sab se zyada Masjidayn or Madarasy Karachi ma hain
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 pr Fair v
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Lahore Lahore aay

Pakistani in Saudia

Aik pakistani saudi arab gya,


wahan wo taxi mein baitha. 


Taxi wala use aik ulti phulti or khaddo wali sarak pe le k ja ra tha..


Wo tang agya, ,,,,


pr use smjh ni ari thi k taxi wale ko kese smjhae arabic mein. 


Phr wo uske kandhe pe hath rakh k bola,


'EHDY NASSIRATAL MUSTAQEEM'.

3 Cheezain

I like 3 things in my life:
1) Biryani
2) Dew
3) You
Reason:
Biryani for eating,
Dew for drinking,
And you
Sonyo bartan kon toeye ga.....

Financial Managment

A man foun RS 100.He went to a five star hotel for dinner 

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Bill Rs 3000. Manger  handed him  2 police. He gave RS 100 

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to Police and free. It is called Financial managment without MBA.

Teacher Student

Teache: Bttao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Sir: Jis ko hum 100msg krain magar wo koi reply na kare.

Teacher: For Example

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,,Student: Jesay aap ki beti..

Shadi

Shaadi nahi aasan Bus itna smajh lo Dost...

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K kacha Kareela hai aur chaba kr hai Khana.

Law of Pondi

New sentence   First Law of Pondi,,,

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Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until 

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a thapper or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hits upon  him.

Zardari Dauor

Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lia,

Admi: Tum to raat me kaat'te thay?

Macher bola:Zardari ka daur hai,

Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lia,

Ghar k Halaat kharab hain,

overtime laga raha hoon....

   Shadi Ki Nmaz

Aik Admi ki Shadi nahi ho rahi thi wo har  
Roz 2 Rakat nmaz-e-Hajet Parhta
Akhir Aik din us ki Shadi ho hi gaye aur ab 
wo 4 Rakat "Nmaz-e-Tauba" parhta hai.

4 Intresting Student

4 Students ne paper ki tayari na ki unho ne plan banaya 
aur wo aglay din principal k pas gaye or kaha sir hm shadi 
pa gaye thy raste main car ka tyre phat gya hm sari rat dhka 
lgate rahe es liye parh nahi sake sir ne maan lia aur 4 din
 bad unhain 4 alag rooms main btaya aur aur sirf aik sawal 
dia Q  konsa tyre phta tha? Front right front left back right 
    back left same jawab do gay tu sub pass
Moral:- ustadan naal ustadi changi nai hondi.

Shadi se phele k pyar

Shadi se pehle ka pyar "Janu tm nahi to main nahi 
aur main nahi tu tm nahi" aur shadi k bad k pyar 
"kanjra" aj tu nahi ya main nahi. Happy single life






Wife saw a Sign Board Shafon suite Rs.15 Cotton 
Suit Rs 8 Bnasri suit Rs 10 wife give me Rs 500
I will buy 50 suits 
Husband:- Anni di a Dhobbi di dukan hai.