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Bijli Band Karne ki NeYaT

WAPDA MAN :
Bijli Band krne ki Neyat:

Niyat Krta Hoon Me.
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki.
Waste Hukomat K.
Zulm Ghreeb Awam Pr.
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tarf.
“AY LO GAI”

  Wife VS Huband

Wife ghusse se:

Mujhe lagta hy tum mujh se bilkul piyar nai karte


Husband:
To Kiya Ye 14 Bachay Tariq Aziz show se jeet k laya hon

NEed of Poison

Man at medical store: I need poison.

Chemist: I can't sell u, until u have prescription

Man showed his Nikah Nama
Chemist:
"Chotay! Vaddi bottle de sir nu"

Wife to HUsband

Wife:Agr me gum ho jaon tu tum kia kro ge?

Hsbnd:
Mai akhbar me ishtehar donga.

Wife: Kya likhwao ge?

Husband:
"/('.')/" JINU LABBI )( OHDI>

Beautiful words

VEry Beautiful words Written at petrol pump
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AVOID Girlfriend It saves 90% FUEL

Hamari Tehzeeb

A boy is Sitting in a park Behind a tree with his Girlfriend 

Old man:beta kya ye hamari Tehzeeb hai?

Boy: nahi ye paros wali Shabana hai....

    Pathan

Pathan goes For job Intrview…
Manager to pathan:”where is abu dabi?”
Pathan: “jis qubristan mein hamara Ammi Dabi,wahin tora door Abu dabi,,,

Dil ki BAat

Kehna tu tha unse ki agar hu sake tu "dil se dil mila lo",
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu "Polio Di Dua Pila Lo

                               Wapda VS Techology

WikiPedia: I Know all,,

Google: I Have all,,,

Internet: Without Me is Nothing,,,
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CoMputer: Without Me u don’t fuNction,,

.WAPDA: ponki jao

         African Larki Aur JaduGEr

1 black african larki ko Jadu gar ne jadu sy per laga diye

Larki : wow !
ab kya main PARI ban gai hun ?

Jaduger :
Anni diye
.     Tu cham’gader ban gai ain…,..!

GEO

GEO lagao jaldi,,,,,,,
Anarkali Bazaar may dhamaka
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khez offer,
10 rupy k 4 naalay.2 white aur 2 kale
wah bai wah....

DAda AUR Pota

Dada: subha sawere utha kro, iske boht faide hain. 

dekho jo chiryan subha sawere uth’ti hain unko keeray

makoray  khane ko mil jate hain.

Pota: or jo keeray  makoray subha sawere uth’te 

hain unko jaldi uthne ki saza b to milti ha

THEORy

Human = Eat+Work+ Sleep+SMS

Donkey = Eat+WORK+ Sleep

Human=Donkey+SMS
Or
Human-SMS=Donkey

Thus proved that human without  sending SMS is a donkey

Boy and GiRL

In The  School function:

  boy started closing his EARS with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech

Others Asked him why are you closing ur ears

He replied : “Dude She is d 1 whom I luv..& she is gonna start her speech with
"My dear,brothers & sisters"

Teacher STudent

 Teacher: chalo beta is line ko do lafzo me bolo.....!!

"Main aapse pyaar karta hoon"

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Student: Sorry mam

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Teri meri meri teri prem kahaani hai mushkil

do lafzo me ye byaan na ho paye.....

Karachi Vs LAhore

Karachi Pakistan ka sab se bra sahar hai

Dunia ka dosra bra Fountain Karachi ma hai
ASIA Ka sab se bara Park Karachi ma hai "Bin-Qasim"
Dunya ka Wahiid Shahar jiski Mini Bus ko Melbourne aor ? Londonk Museum ma rkha gya "W 11"
Asia ki sab se bari Cow selling market Karachi ma hai "Sohrab Goth"
Asia ki sab se bari Kachi abadi Karachi ma hai "Orangi Town"
Dunia ma sab se zyada Masjidayn or Madarasy Karachi ma hain
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Lahore Lahore aay

Pakistani in Saudia

Aik pakistani saudi arab gya,


wahan wo taxi mein baitha. 


Taxi wala use aik ulti phulti or khaddo wali sarak pe le k ja ra tha..


Wo tang agya, ,,,,


pr use smjh ni ari thi k taxi wale ko kese smjhae arabic mein. 


Phr wo uske kandhe pe hath rakh k bola,


'EHDY NASSIRATAL MUSTAQEEM'.

3 Cheezain

I like 3 things in my life:
1) Biryani
2) Dew
3) You
Reason:
Biryani for eating,
Dew for drinking,
And you
Sonyo bartan kon toeye ga.....

Financial Managment

A man foun RS 100.He went to a five star hotel for dinner 

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Bill Rs 3000. Manger  handed him  2 police. He gave RS 100 

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to Police and free. It is called Financial managment without MBA.

Teacher Student

Teache: Bttao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Sir: Jis ko hum 100msg krain magar wo koi reply na kare.

Teacher: For Example

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,,Student: Jesay aap ki beti..

Shadi

Shaadi nahi aasan Bus itna smajh lo Dost...

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K kacha Kareela hai aur chaba kr hai Khana.

Law of Pondi

New sentence   First Law of Pondi,,,

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Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until 

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a thapper or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hits upon  him.

Zardari Dauor

Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lia,

Admi: Tum to raat me kaat'te thay?

Macher bola:Zardari ka daur hai,

Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lia,

Ghar k Halaat kharab hain,

overtime laga raha hoon....

   Shadi Ki Nmaz

Aik Admi ki Shadi nahi ho rahi thi wo har  
Roz 2 Rakat nmaz-e-Hajet Parhta
Akhir Aik din us ki Shadi ho hi gaye aur ab 
wo 4 Rakat "Nmaz-e-Tauba" parhta hai.

4 Intresting Student

4 Students ne paper ki tayari na ki unho ne plan banaya 
aur wo aglay din principal k pas gaye or kaha sir hm shadi 
pa gaye thy raste main car ka tyre phat gya hm sari rat dhka 
lgate rahe es liye parh nahi sake sir ne maan lia aur 4 din
 bad unhain 4 alag rooms main btaya aur aur sirf aik sawal 
dia Q  konsa tyre phta tha? Front right front left back right 
    back left same jawab do gay tu sub pass
Moral:- ustadan naal ustadi changi nai hondi.

Shadi se phele k pyar

Shadi se pehle ka pyar "Janu tm nahi to main nahi 
aur main nahi tu tm nahi" aur shadi k bad k pyar 
"kanjra" aj tu nahi ya main nahi. Happy single life






Wife saw a Sign Board Shafon suite Rs.15 Cotton 
Suit Rs 8 Bnasri suit Rs 10 wife give me Rs 500
I will buy 50 suits 
Husband:- Anni di a Dhobbi di dukan hai.